I'm the greatest!!!

Yea, suckers! i just tattooed my mom. It was very easy. I was nervous, but, heck, it was quite an experience for me. Now, how many people can say that ''I tattooed my mom at age 11!" Not very many I'll tell you. And no it's not illegal for me to tattoo as a minor, it's ilegal to get one as a minor. Yea. I'm righteous. Fools.